Comedy
Here’s a complete portfolio of all the comedy writing I’ve published.
The New Yorker
McSweeney’s
A Nostalgic Reverie For My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent
T. J. Eckleburg Follows Up With His Branding Consultant
Which Succession Character Are You?
Understanding Your Michael Myers-Briggs Type
The Protagonist’s Best Friend Would Like to Stop Having to Shoehorn So Much Exposition Into Their Dialogue (A Newsletter of Humorous Writing’s Top 15 Articles of 2022)
If Billionaires Are “Immoral” and “Shouldn’t Exist,” Then Why Do I Want to Be One So Bad?
A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement (McSweeney’s 7th most read article of 2021)
Points in Case
I’d Like To Have Kids, But I’m Not Sure It’s Ethical To Bring Children Into A World Where Their Dad Would Be Me (Points In Case’s Top 16 Articles of 2023 and A Newsletter of Humorous Writing’s Top 15 Articles of 2023)
In the Metaverse, You Can Do Anything! Except Stop Being Depressed
I Am Surprise Releasing My Album, Technically, Because Nobody Knows Who I Am
You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover, Because They All Just Have the Same Colorful Blobs These Days
Your Honor, Have You Heard of the Mandela Effect?
How To Appropriately Move The Goalposts On Your 2020 Resolutions
I, The Kid Who Always Slept Through Your Freshman English Class, Would Like To Connect On LinkedIn
Little Old Lady
It’s Important To Eat Local, Which Is Why I Only Eat Whatever Food My Roommates Have In The Fridge